Things I wish I’d said or Get in the hole!
On the train, someone says what we really need on TV is a Sex in the City for men. I think, but there already has been a Sex in the City for men. It was called Seinfeld. Meanwhile, in the newspaper, the headline: Woman admits trying to open plane door to smoke. Elsewhere, work is due to start on "8 golf courses and 60,000 new homes” in Alham de Murcia in southern Spain to cater for UK residents looking to buy abroad. The current population is 17,000. Does anyone mind if I swear in here? My gift to the golfing ex-pats: consiga en el agujero.